[Sung to the tune of "Found a Peanut"]
Bought a mattress,
Bought a mattress,
Bought a mattress last night.
Last night I bought a mattress,
I bought a mattress last night.
It was sturdy,
It was cozy last night.
The mattress was lofty, sturdy, cozy,
Sturdy, cozy last night.
Couldn’t wake up,
Couldn’t wake up,
Couldn’t wake up after last night.
After last night, I couldn’t wake up,
Couldn’t wake up after last night.
Now need caffeine,
Now need caffeine,
Now need caffeine after last night.
What’s the point of a new mattress,
If I need caffeine after last night?
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